Twelve days of Christmas

Haha, that's good


Eight Moes Rat-milking :mrgreen:

I expected to see "Five do-o-nuts!" in there. Very funny!

little_lou93 wrote:
That isn't an original poem...it appears in one of the christmas episodes..

Well spotted , that's why I asked if anyone has a better one .

glitzyoccasions wrote:

little_lou93 wrote:
That isn't an original poem...it appears in one of the christmas episodes..

Well spotted , that's why I asked if anyone has a better one .

Original or re-post, it was still a nice read :D Thanks for posting it.

Even better was the "39 Days of Christmas" bit.

39 Fops a-fopping
38 Fishwives hawking
37 Coopers cooping
36 Bootblacks buffing
35 Buskers busking
34 Something something
33 Alchemists transmuting
32 Dutchmen plotting
31 Doctors leeching
30 Year average life span
29 Smiths a-forging
28 Coopers cooping
27 Eelers eeling
26 Anarchists bombing
25 Swamis foreseeing
24 Sideburns curling
23 Monks a-changing
22 Rats a-plaguing
21 Coxswains calling
20 Flautists fluting
19 Footmen bowing
18 Gungas dinning
17 Seventy six
16 Midwives birthing
15 Aliens alienating
14 Jacks a-ripping
13 Scriveners scrivening...

On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me, someone's nicked my beloved Lemon Tree.
On the second day of Christmas there were quests galore, Grandpa is repeatedly going on about the war.
On the third day of Christmas forum members has said again, the Christmas update, OK when?
On the fourth day of Christmas forum members said to me, there is going to be more add me threads, you will see.
On the fifth day of Christmas forum members said to me once more, how many levels will the update bring, Four?
On the sixth day of Christmas EA said, oh not another one, another Springfield has gone!
On the seventh day of Christmas EA said to I, stop these rumours about what's coming in the next update for its a lie.
On the Eighth day of Christmas EA sent to me, a man dressed as a bumblebee.
On the ninth day of Christmas EA sent to me, the Reverends dog who again is having a wee.
On the 10th day of Christmas EA sent to me, lots of snow, and my goodness your iPad is ever so slow.
On the 11th day of Christmas EA sent Barney and kingplow to my town, and what a delight to see Homer in his new gown.
On the 12 day of Christmas EA sent to me, a fantastic update for all to see.