Everything's comin up millhouse!I bent my wookie. Please no!Bullfight is a cruel pseudo sport!... Lisa's right! It is a cool super sport!So you're saying I'm invincible....no no just the opposite, in fact the slightest breeze could...inviiiiincible.

Lisa: Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!Homer: Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?Lisa: But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.Homer: Pfft. Flowers, the painted * of the plant world.

Homer: no tv and no beer make Homer go something something...Marge: go crazy?Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!

Oh. By far.." you have dishonered your family...and your bowels..." Oh..wait. That was from some creepy japanese anime. :mrgreen:

What's you favourite simpsons quote.

am4692
12 years ago
Lisa: Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!
Homer: Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?
Lisa: But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.
Homer: Pfft. Flowers, the painted * of the plant world.
direwolf987
12 years ago
Homer: no tv and no beer make Homer go something something...

Marge: go crazy?

Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!
direwolf987
12 years ago
Ralph: It taste like burning
abadexampl3
12 years ago
Meh
battyguy
12 years ago
Oh. By far..

" you have dishonered your family...and your bowels..." Oh..wait. That was from some creepy japanese anime. :mrgreen:
acheeanthony
12 years ago
Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
brenneryes
12 years ago
Bart: Be there or be Square

Ralph: I wanna be a triangle!

Ohh this one jus came to me Homer: In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get women.
acheeanthony
12 years ago
Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
pbpandapuffs
12 years ago
One my brother and I would constantly repeat: "Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!" - Lance Murdock
stevieort
New Spectator
12 years ago
Bart: No offense, Homer, but your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting. Homer: But I'm using my whole a$$.