World's Largest Redwood ***WALKTHROUGH***

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 1

Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Well-played, little one. A bit of hardball to increase your bargaining position. How does an offer of $5,000 sound?
Treehugger Lisa: I'm not doing this for money.
Mr. Burns: It's like negotiating with Donald Trump, without the veiled threats to wipe out Islam. How about I add 20,000 donuts?
Treehugger Lisa: I don't want your filthy donuts! Besides, I already have all the premium characters. Except Lampwick. But really, who gives a crap about Lampwick?
Mr. Burns: Silly little girl. Everyone knows Lampwick's better than Blue Funzo.

Task: Make Burns Regret Having Purchased Lampwick
Time: 60m
Location: World's Largest Redwood

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 2

Quimby starts

Quimby: Young lady, you're standing in the way of progress!
Treehugger Lisa: Progress?
Quimby: My progress from living on a normal street to living somewhere where I don't have to interact with other human beings!
Treehugger Lisa: I'm not letting this tree be gated in.
Mr. Burns: Fine, you win. I won't gate in the tree.
Treehugger Lisa: Really?
Mr. Burns: Yep... You've made me realize there's a better way.
System Message: Want to show Lisa the “better way”? The Wood Chipper is now available in the store.
Treehugger Lisa: You're going to chop it down? But trees are one of our most valuable resources! Just ask any scientist.
Professor Frink: She's right.This tree is a major breakthrough! Its girth is far beyond anything ever seen in a science fair project.
Professor Frink: Which is why we must cut it down and look at its innards. Its rings will tell us something... although I forget what at the moment.

Task: Make Treehugger Lisa Chain Herself to the Redwood
Time: 4h
Location: World's Largest Redwood

Treehugger Lisa: Now that you see my resolve, you may as well give up.
Quimby: I'm a mayor, most of my job is rescheduling public construction projects.
Quimby: How about we try every Tuesday 4:00 pm, or Friday at lunch?
Treehugger Lisa: But those are when two of my extra curricular activities are!
Skinner: Come on Lisa, you don't need those. You'll easily get into Vassar.
Treehugger Lisa: Ugghh!

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Treehugger Lisa: I guess I have no choice but to turn to the forces of darkness... So, what's the plan?
Bart: I do find your methods inspiring. I think your plan needs just a little tweaking.
Bart: I told everyone there's a bald eagle nest up there. Psychological manipulation is beautiful!
Treehugger Lisa: My plan was NOT psychological manipulation!
Bart: I didn't say it was. As I said, I'm just tweaking your plan.
Quimby: Come on, accept the inevitable: the gated community will be built, new residents will move in, and I'll use the property tax revenue to fund a decadent weeklong party spree in Mykonos.
Treehugger Lisa: You might want to reconsider what side you're on. Because a lot of your constituents support this tree! Right guys?
Milhouse: ...
Snake: ...
Dr. Hibbert: ...
Treehugger Lisa: Wait, what happened? You all supported the tree!
Milhouse: Sorry, one of the daughters of a prospective resident made me a vague, noncommittal romantic offer if I supported the gated community.
Snake: And Mr. Burns said he could use my criminal skills in his accounting department.
Dr. Hibbert: And I get to be the official supplier of botox and plastic surgery to the gated community.

Task: Make Former Tree Supporters Support the Gated Community
Time: 3h
Location: World's Largest Redwood
Characters: Blue Haired Lawyer, Otto, Barney, Quimby, Milhouse, Snake, Dr. Hibbert

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Treehugger Lisa: I'm sorry, redwood tree. I should have never planted you again. Thanks to me, you're doomed to be gated or chopped up.
Gil: Not exactly! Gil Gunderson to the rescue!
Treehugger Lisa: Sorry, Gil, but I don't need any second-rate premium decorations at “sale” prices that are barely different than the original price.
Gil: I'm not selling anything! I'm here to help you defeat the rich people. Because as they say: if you can't join ‘em, beat ‘em!
Treehugger Lisa: How in the world are you gonna help me?
Gil: With over 10 years experience as a terrible real estate agent, I know a thing or two about what makes a property undesirable to buyers.

Task: Make Lisa Question Her Sanity Taking Advice From Gil
Time: 2h
Location: World's Largest Redwood

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 5

Lisa starts

Treehugger Lisa: If you don't build another Krusty Burger here, I'll get my dad to never patronize Krusty Burger again.
Krusty: Fat chance! He's too lazy to go anywhere else.
Treehugger Lisa: Exactly. So I'll teach him how to order pizza delivery from his MyPad.
Krusty: *GULP*

Task: Make Krusty Plan a Krusty Burger Next to the Proposed Site
Time: 30m
Location: World's Largest Redwood

System Message: A Krusty Burger has been placed in your inventory.

Treehugger Lisa: If you don't build another Kwik-E-Mart here, I'll get Bart to boycott Squishees.
Apu: Without that revenue my kids would starve! You'd never be so cruel to innocent children.
Treehugger Lisa: First we have to save the trees. Then we can worry about children.

Task: Make Apu Plan a Kwik-E-Mart Next to the Proposed Site
Time: 30m
Location: World's Largest Redwood

System Message: A Kwik-E-Mart has been placed in your inventory.

Treehugger Lisa: If you don't tell Lard Lad to build another donut shop here, I'll--
Wiggum: Great idea!

Task: Make Wiggum Try to Get a Lard Lads Next to the Proposed Site
Time: 30m
Location: World's Largest Redwood

Treehugger Lisa: How come they haven't started building Lard Lad Donuts yet?
Wiggum: I over-estimated my ability to force people to do things at gunpoint.

Treehugger Lisa Pt. 6

Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Curse you! By building these riff-raff attracting establishments, you've caused all but one of the prospective home buyers to pull their offers!
The Rich Texan: And I'd pull my offer but he won't take my calls.
Mr. Burns: You can have your stupid tree back. Enjoy hanging out there with all the burger eaters, slushie sippers, and donut snarfers. Ewwwww.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Excuse me, I have a wood chipper delivery for a “Mr. Burns.”
Mr. Burns: Return it. No longer needed.
Fat Tony: No wait! I'll take it!

Task: Place Decoration "Woodchipper"

Don Vittorio: Tony, I've got a new job for you.
Fat Tony: In that case, I'll take two!

Task: Place Second Decoration "Woodchipper"

Fat Tony: Now I've got one for Legs AND one for Louie.
Legs: How's that, boss?
Fat Tony: Nevermind.

the largest tree seems very costly $..$

kahim41659 wrote:
the largest tree seems very costly $..$

$5,546,000.
Roughly the same as Money Mountain ($5.5m).

Linkwick wrote:

kahim41659 wrote:
the largest tree seems very costly $..$

$5,546,000.
Roughly the same as Money Mountain ($5.5m).

hopefully treehugging lisa's tasks payout the same as burns in the vest then

they don't :(

Thanks. Looks like the cash Ive been trying to stockpile will be gone.

Why a tree? Why now? Arbor & Earth Days aren't until April.

Is this just busy work?

Seems like a lot of time/effort for a tree. :cry:

AAADave1961 wrote:
Why a tree? Why now? Arbor & Earth Days aren't until April.

Is this just busy work?

Seems like a lot of time/effort for a tree. :cry:

Yeah don't forget, it's the world's LARGEST tree :)

I welcome the busy work.

*cough*

*cuts off a branch*