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Clockwork Yellow [WALKTHROUGH] THOH Tie-In (Thanks to TSTOTopix)

Clock-Work in progress Intro

Homer – Moe?
Homer – That’s weird, he’s always in the bar.
Moe – Psst, Homer… over here.
Homer – What are you doing standing behind the love tester?
Moe – I ain’t got no clothes on.
Homer – Never mind. I don’t want to know what you’re doing back there.
Moe – It ain’t like that!
Moe – Well, actually I don’t know what it’s like. I can’t remember what I did with my clothes.
Moe – I need you to find them.
Moe – You do this for me and I’ll give you free booze for one night.
Homer – Oh my God, do you know how much I could drink in a night?
Moe – Yeah, I know. It’s gonna cost me. But at least it’s finite, I think.
Homer – I am honored by the faith you have shown by choosing me for this quest.
Moe – I actually gave the quest to Barney, but that’s him there, curled up by the wastebasket
Moe – -using the Welcome Mat as a teddy bear.
Moe – You were just the next person to come in the bar.
Homer – Sorry, wasn’t listening, I was thinking about all the beer I’m going to drink.
Moe – Just go.

System Message – Help Homer find the clothes to unlock a new outfit for Moe!

Clock-Work In Progress Pt. 1
Objective – Squish Rigellians to Look For Moe’s Outfit

Homer – Wow, I feel so energized and motivated and clear-headed…
Homer – *shriek* Oh God, I’m sober!
Homer – I better find those clothes quick!

-After Shirt Found-

Homer – Woohoo! I found his shirt!
Lisa – How do you know that’s Moe’s shirt?
Homer – It’s monogramed. See? M-O and some missing letters and Moe’s name is spelled M-O and some missing letters.
Homer – Wow, look at all these spaghetti stains.
Homer – I’ve told him he needs to twirl his noodles tighter to the fork…
Lisa – I don’t think those are spaghetti stains.
System Message – You’ve found your first piece of the outfit! Keep coming back each day to collect more.

Clock-Work In Progress Pt. 2
Objective – Squish Rigellians to Look For Moe’s Outfit

Homer – Well, I am not dancing in a pool of my own sick, so I still must have more clothes to find.

-After Cod Piece Found-

Homer – I found another piece! A beret with a kind of chin strap-thingie.
Homer – Hey! It looks kind of dashing on me!
System Message – You’ve found the second piece of the outfit. The Cod Piece. You should probably take it off your head.
Homer – The what-piece? Hold on, I’ll look it up.
Homer – Googling and…
Homer – Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Clock-Work In Progress Pt. 3
Objective – Squish Rigellians to Look For Moe’s Outfit

Homer – Are you kidding me? There’s still more to this outfit?
Homer – What else does he need? He’s already got a shirt and something to cover his thingie.
Homer – It’s like Moe’s Tommy freaking Hilfiger all of a sudden!

-After Sword Cane Found-

Homer – Whoa, a cane with a sword hidden in it. Okay, this is cool!
Homer – It combines the deadliness of a musketeer with the coolness of a guy who has to walk with a cane
System Message – You’ve found the third piece of the outfit! One more to go!

Clock-Work In Progress Pt. 4
Objective – Squish Rigellians to Look For Moe’s Outfit

Homer – Wow, Moe must have had a pretty wild night.
Homer – I can’t wait to find the last object so he can tell me what happened.
Homer – And then get so wasted I forget everything he just said.

-After Bowler Hat Found-

System Message – You’ve collected all the pieces of clothing! To unlock Moe’s outfit, go to the Simpson Home and answer the quiz. And if you get it right on your first try, you’ll win 10 Donuts! No pressure, though.
System Message – To find out the correct answer, make sure to tune into Sunday’s episode of The Simpsons on FOX 8/7c.

tap on simpson's house, choose the actic
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Moog Pt. 1
Requirement – Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Objective – Make Moog Take Glug Language Lessons

Moog – Well-ee, well-ee, well well well. Moog here, back for one more night of Bananarama.
Moog – Bananarama? Wait, that sounds like something a stupid little kid would say.
Moog – I meant to say was Nogginy-Bogginy.
Moog – Geez, I better brush up on me gluggish slang.
Moog – I gotta sound authentico for my night of fisticuffery and the breaking of Leg-os.
Moog – Legos? Okay that’s not even the right episode. I better get to those lessons fast!

Moog Pt. 2
Objective – Make Moog Go Looking for Ultra Violence

Homer – Hey Moe, what gives?
Homer – I got your clothes back, why am I still upright? Make with the beer!
Moog – Easy there, Chum-bo! I’ll see to your befuddle-tation toot-sweet!
Moog – An extra-tall glass of Moloko Plus!
Moog – The “plus” is grain alcohol and Claritin.
Homer – *gulp gulp*
Homer – Another round for my–
Homer – *snore*
Moog – Now that everything is copa-set and hunky-dor, I think I’ll head out for a night of rumble-scrap!

Moog Pt. 3
Objective – Make Moog Do Laundry at the Brown House

Moog – I’ve been ferreting for a set-to all night!
Moog – My gouging thumbs are all twitchy-wicket!
Moog – *sigh* Guess it’s just another night of tote-bag-snatchings, followed by the old sort and suds.
-After Objective Completion-

Moog – Perhaps this is a sign that I’m getting too old for fightin’ and fracki.
Moog – Well, this and the, uh, pee-pee trouble.

Moog Pt. 4
Objective – Make Moog Go For a Bit of In-Out

Moog – Wait a minute!
Moog – I know the abso-tive sure way to cure the glug blues…
Moog – A bit of the Ole In-Out!
-After Objective Completion-
Moog – Lookity-lookity! It’s Mr. Burnsy’s Manse. Having a little shindig, eh.
Moog – Ripe for a nice Home Invado! I’ve been craving a little pound and pilfer.

Moog Pt. 5
Requirement – Reach Level 25 and Build Mr. Burns Manor
Objective – Make Mr. Burns Host Erotic Masquerade
Objective – Make Moog Invade Mr. Burns Mansion

Mr. Burns – Welcome to my erotic masquerade. Will you be joining the orgy or just blocking the view?
Moog – Guess again, you moth-eaten Geez-O!
Moog – I’m here to cause a havoc and–
Moog – Why are you naked except for that weird mask over your hush-hush stuff?
Mr. Burns – I’m only wearing a mask on my face.
Moog – Oh. So, that’s your actual…never mind!
Mr. Burns – Prepare to be clonked and burgled–
Moog – I’m sorry, but that is really disturbing. Can one of the view blockers stand in front of the old guy?

-After Objective Completion-

Moog – Whoa! Is that hummies and peetie-bread. Oh man, I’m starved.
Mr. Burns – Why don’t you grab a plate, take your clothes off and join us?
Mr. Burns – If you don’t ruin my gala, I won’t have to set my dogs on you.
Moog – It’s a dealio. If I’d a known straight life was full of free chow and naked chippies, I woulda cleaned up anyos ago.
Mr. Burns – By the way, tonight’s orgy benefits adult illiteracy so get out your checkbook!
Moog – Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen.