Level 50 ***WALKTHROUGH***
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Requires Luann
The Real Investorettes Pt. 1
Helen Lovejoy starts
Helen Lovejoy: Now that we're all here, I believe we can call to order this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were next on snack duty.
Agnes: I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago.
Agnes: Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good.
Helen Lovejoy: We have some young male Investorettes interested in learning the ups and downs of the stock market.
Bart: Can't you just call us Investors?
Agnes: Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps.
Helen Lovejoy: And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task.
Milhouse: It just says Hunt a Wild Goose.
Luann: Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed."
Helen Lovejoy: Now that they're gone, let's get down to some real business...
Helen Lovejoy: Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!
Agnes: SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade?
Agnes: What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!
Task: Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip
Time: 12h
Location: Skinner House
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
Task: Make Skinner Serve Refreshments
Time: 12h
Location: Skinner House
Task: Make Bart and Milhouse Go on a Wild Goose Chase
Time: 4h
Location: Homes
Job start dialog
Bart: I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast.
Milhouse: What is this teaching us about investing?
Bart: Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we're supposed to find out which one!
Milhouse: It's unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne.
The Real Investorettes Pt. 2
Helen Lovejoy starts
Bart: We tracked down every goose but we didn't find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though.
Milhouse: SQWARK!
Bart: Now teach us something about finance!
Luann: Finance isn't something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas.
Milhouse: SQWARK!
Bart: What's that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show... with El Bombastico as the star?
Helen Lovejoy: Like that idea I just had.
Bart: That wasn't your idea. It was Milhouse's. Who probably needs to go to a hospital.
Helen Lovejoy: I'm always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you.
Agnes: Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment.
Agnes: First, if you don't count illegal investments.
Luann: But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator?
Milhouse: SQWARK!
Agnes: Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one.
Task: Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show
Time: 8h
Location: Municipal House Of Pancakes
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
Task: Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator
Time: 8h
Characters: Bart, Milhouse
Location: Homes
Bart: I've got a surprise for you. Who's dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish?
Helen Lovejoy: Stinky Pete?
Bumblebee Man: Ay Chihuahua!
Helen Lovejoy: Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let's go meet with El Bombastico!
Bart: We couldn't find anyone who spoke Spanish.
Helen Lovejoy: What about that man dressed like a bumblebee?
Bart: You mean Bumblebee Man?
Helen Lovejoy: I'm a busy lady, I can't be expected to know everyone's name around here, Bort.
The Real Investorettes Pt. 3
Helen Lovejoy starts
Luann: El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact.
El Bombastico: ¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles?
Helen Lovejoy: What did he say?
Bumblebee Man: Ehhh... he say... you have the teeth of a much younger woman.
Luann: Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you!
Bumblebee Man: Mucho Queso.
El Bombastico: ¿Estamos comiendo nachos?
Helen Lovejoy: Shall we get down to business?
Bumblebee Man: ¿Los accidentes para su gato?
El Bombastico: ¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin?
Task: Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting
Time: 12h
Location: Municipal House Of Pancakes
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
If the user has Bumblebee Man:
Task: Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate
Time: 12h
Location: Municipal House Of Pancakes
Helen Lovejoy: We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event.
Bumblebee Man: Ehh... Te gusta... el pro wrestlo... frijoles?
Helen Lovejoy: And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes!
Bumblebee Man: Tu esposa huele a pescado.
El Bombastico: *GASP* ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa!
Luann: Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks?
Luann: Because I'm willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler's wife.
Agnes: No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know --
Agnes: I invented it when Houdini refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter!
Bumblebee Man: Forgive me - I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians.
Bumblebee Man: Which I also do not speak.
The Real Investorettes Pt. 4
Helen Lovejoy starts
Helen Lovejoy: What a disaster. And it's all your fault!
Bumblebee Man: Ay dios mio!
Luann: Well, hold on a second. We don't need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume.
Helen Lovejoy: Duffman won't return my calls after I had him excommunicated.
Luann: Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man!
Luann: Or more accurately El Bumblebastico!
El Bumblebastico: Ay Ay Ay!
Helen Lovejoy: You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar?
Moe: WOULD I EVER!
Moe: Aw, shucks. Don't tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright?
El Bumblebastico: No. No me gusta.
Agnes: There's only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list.
El Bumblebastico: Que lastima!
Bart: His Spanish is getting much better.
Task: Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show
Time: 24h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
If the user has Bumblebee Man:
Task: Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre!
Time: 24h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Bart: Wow, we really learned a lot about investing.
Milhouse: Name one thing.
Bart: I'd prefer not to.
Requires Luann
The Real Investorettes Pt. 1
Helen Lovejoy starts
Helen Lovejoy: Now that we're all here, I believe we can call to order this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were next on snack duty.
Agnes: I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago.
Agnes: Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good.
Helen Lovejoy: We have some young male Investorettes interested in learning the ups and downs of the stock market.
Bart: Can't you just call us Investors?
Agnes: Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps.
Helen Lovejoy: And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task.
Milhouse: It just says Hunt a Wild Goose.
Luann: Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed."
Helen Lovejoy: Now that they're gone, let's get down to some real business...
Helen Lovejoy: Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!
Agnes: SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade?
Agnes: What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!
Task: Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip
Time: 12h
Location: Skinner House
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
Task: Make Skinner Serve Refreshments
Time: 12h
Location: Skinner House
Task: Make Bart and Milhouse Go on a Wild Goose Chase
Time: 4h
Location: Homes
Job start dialog
Bart: I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast.
Milhouse: What is this teaching us about investing?
Bart: Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we're supposed to find out which one!
Milhouse: It's unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne.
The Real Investorettes Pt. 2
Helen Lovejoy starts
Bart: We tracked down every goose but we didn't find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though.
Milhouse: SQWARK!
Bart: Now teach us something about finance!
Luann: Finance isn't something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas.
Milhouse: SQWARK!
Bart: What's that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show... with El Bombastico as the star?
Helen Lovejoy: Like that idea I just had.
Bart: That wasn't your idea. It was Milhouse's. Who probably needs to go to a hospital.
Helen Lovejoy: I'm always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you.
Agnes: Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment.
Agnes: First, if you don't count illegal investments.
Luann: But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator?
Milhouse: SQWARK!
Agnes: Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one.
Task: Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show
Time: 8h
Location: Municipal House Of Pancakes
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
Task: Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator
Time: 8h
Characters: Bart, Milhouse
Location: Homes
Bart: I've got a surprise for you. Who's dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish?
Helen Lovejoy: Stinky Pete?
Bumblebee Man: Ay Chihuahua!
Helen Lovejoy: Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let's go meet with El Bombastico!
Bart: We couldn't find anyone who spoke Spanish.
Helen Lovejoy: What about that man dressed like a bumblebee?
Bart: You mean Bumblebee Man?
Helen Lovejoy: I'm a busy lady, I can't be expected to know everyone's name around here, Bort.
The Real Investorettes Pt. 3
Helen Lovejoy starts
Luann: El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact.
El Bombastico: ¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles?
Helen Lovejoy: What did he say?
Bumblebee Man: Ehhh... he say... you have the teeth of a much younger woman.
Luann: Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you!
Bumblebee Man: Mucho Queso.
El Bombastico: ¿Estamos comiendo nachos?
Helen Lovejoy: Shall we get down to business?
Bumblebee Man: ¿Los accidentes para su gato?
El Bombastico: ¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin?
Task: Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting
Time: 12h
Location: Municipal House Of Pancakes
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
If the user has Bumblebee Man:
Task: Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate
Time: 12h
Location: Municipal House Of Pancakes
Helen Lovejoy: We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event.
Bumblebee Man: Ehh... Te gusta... el pro wrestlo... frijoles?
Helen Lovejoy: And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes!
Bumblebee Man: Tu esposa huele a pescado.
El Bombastico: *GASP* ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa!
Luann: Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks?
Luann: Because I'm willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler's wife.
Agnes: No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know --
Agnes: I invented it when Houdini refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter!
Bumblebee Man: Forgive me - I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians.
Bumblebee Man: Which I also do not speak.
The Real Investorettes Pt. 4
Helen Lovejoy starts
Helen Lovejoy: What a disaster. And it's all your fault!
Bumblebee Man: Ay dios mio!
Luann: Well, hold on a second. We don't need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume.
Helen Lovejoy: Duffman won't return my calls after I had him excommunicated.
Luann: Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man!
Luann: Or more accurately El Bumblebastico!
El Bumblebastico: Ay Ay Ay!
Helen Lovejoy: You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar?
Moe: WOULD I EVER!
Moe: Aw, shucks. Don't tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright?
El Bumblebastico: No. No me gusta.
Agnes: There's only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list.
El Bumblebastico: Que lastima!
Bart: His Spanish is getting much better.
Task: Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show
Time: 24h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Characters: Agnes, Krabappel, Luann, Marge, Helen Lovejoy
If the user has Bumblebee Man:
Task: Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre!
Time: 24h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Bart: Wow, we really learned a lot about investing.
Milhouse: Name one thing.
Bart: I'd prefer not to.
