Re: Whats Inside The Crack?

You're all wrong. It leads to the gemz mine where the 7 dwarfs mine the ethically sourced fairtrade gemz for our daily free supply.
If you listen really hard at shift changes you can hear them singing the company song:
"E A, E A , Its Off To Work We Go!!
We did dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
In our Mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Its what we like to do
It aint no trick
To get rich quick
If ya dig dig dig
With a shovel or a stick
In the Mines (Echo: In the mines)
LOUDER: IN THE MINES(echo: IN THE MINES)
Where a million gemz
LONG: Shhhiiinnnneee (shine)
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
From early mornin' til' night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Up everything in sight
We take our time
Then find some more
There's thousands to be sometime born
And We dont know what we dig them for
We dig dig diga dig dig
----lightly sounding music plays-----
_-_ THE VERY BEGINNING TO EEEEE AAAAA OFF TO WORK WE GO STARTS, NOW:::::

Bell Rings: E AYYYYYY, E AYYYYYY, E AYYYYYYYY:: E A, E A,
E A, E A , Its Off To Work We Go!!
We did dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
In our Mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Its what we like to do
It aint no trick
To get rich quick
If ya dig dig dig
With a shovel or a stick
In the Mines (Echo: In the mines)
LOUDER: IN THE MINES(echo: IN THE MINES)
Where a million gemz
LONG: Shhhiiinnnneee (shine)
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
From early mornin' til' night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Up everything in sight
We take our time
Then find some more
There's thousands to be sometime born
And We dont know what we dig them for
We dig dig diga dig dig
----lightly sounding music plays-----
_-_ THE VERY BEGINNING TO EA, E A OFF TO WORK WE GO STARTS, NOW:::::

Bell Rings:E AYYYYYYYY, E AYYYYYYY, E AYYYYYYYYYYYY,E AYYYYYY, E AYYYYYYYYYUUUU: E A E A,
Its home from work we go
Whistles: do do do do dodododo
E A E A E A E A E A
Its home from work we go
E A
Whistles:
E A E A E A E A EA EA EA thumb, E A E A E A E A
Its home from work we go---------
Repeat till endts home from work we go
Whistles: do do do do dodododo
E A E A E A E A E A
Its home from work we go
E A
Whistles:
E A E A E A E A E A E A E A thumb,E A E A E A E A
Its home from work we go---------"
that was all i could find out before i was discovered by EA security and had to flee before the rift closed.

This could be a new quest!
The first player to rescue snow white gets the half the kingdom pinata and her hand in marriage. (Subject to LEAgally binding pre-nup).
All the other players get a visit from the gargantuan from EA's accounts collectable sub-department of the bleeding people white department🏬 to pay for the half the kingdom pinata.
They don't grow on trEAs you know.
VICTORY TO ME AND I'M COMING SNOW WHITE!!!!!!🇬🇧💃

If thEAy catch you you'll probably end up mining gemz.

I only counted 7 when i was there, of course if EA is using shrinking violet on players who incur their wrath then there could be millions.
Shrinking violet isn't bad, she was just programmed that way.
I may have to go back there for further research.⚡

The name's Frond, James Frond (licensed to thrill) and I've just come back from beyond the rift (EA's super secret hideout on the planet uranus) and i discovered the awful truth.
They're not zombies but zombEAs!

And they've just EAten £4.99 of my monEA for holly barrEA!

yEA, verily... we are hEAving your lyrics translated into WEAlsh... the dog sings along... frEAky