AFK timer nerf...for old folks.

Those of us in the battlefield community that have been here since bf1 942 are getting up there in age. We need time between games to use the facilities as our facilities have aged along with us. I propose that you lengthen the AFK timer for any of us old folk. Case in point, today playing conquest Iwo Jima: 

Best game is loading and we gathered enough people to start the battle, the excitement Rose from within and tickled my fragile bowel. A bubble of gas gurgled towards the exit and in a fit of excitement before the timer reached zero I expelled the bubble. Unfortunately for me it was a bubble in disguise and contained a liquid so vile and thin and greasy that spread effortlessly through the recesses of my gluteus minimus. 

Yes sir, full shart. Full stop. And my teammates are running off into battle as I run the opposite direction like a coward. There is no way of reconciling this issue with the simple tools surrounding the toilet. It required a full shower. Now, I'm a guy I can shower quickly especially to get back in the battle, and I showered so quickly but by the time I vulted back to my computer with towel around waist still dripping, I was greeted with an AFK screen. The frosting on my shart cake. 

Please send help. 

Souljah.