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Hmm. Maybe this DirectX package will help you:
- Download the DirectX Redistributables package from June 2010. Be sure to uncheck any other junk they want to add to it. It should be a file called "directx_Jun2010_redist.exe".
- Run the downloaded file. It'll ask for a folder to unpack in. Make a new folder somewhere on your disk and unpack it there. It doesn't matter where you unpack it; it can be deleted afterwards anyway.
- Go to the folder where you told it to extract.
- Find "DXSETUP.exe", and run that to install the missing components.
- After the installation finished, delete the folder you unpacked everything in.
Make sure you run the game in Administrator mode, with compatibility set to WinXP Service Pack 3.
Besides that, it would be handy to know some peripherals, like if this is the original disk version or the Origin version, and which Windows version you are installing to.