@hamburgerprime Fair enough, this is the only thread I've looked through so I can't confirm if the network troubleshooting worked for anyone elsewhere. I'm inclined to believe that if the product ID is the root cause, then people who purchased it post-release rather than pre-ordering might not be experiencing the same issue anymore and could've resolved things with network troubleshooting. I agree the generic responses with no info aren't helping currently
Microsoft Case Number: 7013396081
I went ahead and reached back out to Microsoft. The Microsoft rep was able to confirm the product ID for what is attached to my account does not match the Karakuri edition that is currently in the Microsoft store. Being a customer service rep, it's no surprise he couldn't resolve the issue, but it's been added to the case. I'm not sure what they plan to do on their end, but I've added my case number here in case anyone else reaches out to Microsoft as well so they have information to reference. I'm not sure whether or not this will fix things for all of us once Microsoft resolves the case, but I'll keep my updates posted here in case this ends up being the root cause.