Through Lob determines the game 🦞
Everyone knows that the game chooses a winner at the beginning. But there is one easy way to tell if the you are the selected winner or loser.
In the beginning of the game just attempt a through lob pass. Whichever team can through lob pass effectively will most likely win the game, because it leads to deadly tactics that in many cases are unstoppable. So, if the game allows you to successfully lob pass the ball in front of your teammate, and he receives the pass while running forward like normal soccer players do, you have a chance. However, if your pass goes directly to a defender, or your teammate just slows down or wonders away from the ball like a toddler, you’re cooked.
In that case, give up on trying to use normal tactics, because the game is against you. Expect the ball to always bounce toward your opponent; Don’t attempt risky passes or shots; Skill moves will just give the ball away to the opponent; Your attackers will be chased down with ease by multiple defenders, while your opponents attackers will absolutely smoke your defenders; Your side defenders will stand still allowing opposing wingers to fly past them; And long shots will zoom into your net like rockets.
So, it’s better to know about this early in the game, so that you don’t waste your time thinking you have a chance. Just put the game down and let the ai take the whopping if you have auto play on (which you shouldn’t) or just let your players stand there while your opponent smacks them around. Another option is to just ignore the score and simply work on your dribbling or passing. Practice keeping the ball away from the defenders as best you can. It won’t last long, they will snatch away your hopes and dreams, lob it to their lightning fast striker and continuously embarrass the pants off of your goal keeper, bringing shame to his family name. But, don’t worry because you knew from the beginning that your doom was inevitable.
And, if for any reason, the game decides to allow you to pass and do through lob passes successfully… Then bombs away. Enjoy your reign of domination on the pitch. Don’t spam it, even though it is unstoppable. Be responsible wielding this immense power. Once you score 8 or 9 goals, just let your opponent have the ball. Have a heart, and remember those times when you were in their shoes.
This has been a public service announcement from your friends, The Lob City Lobsters🦞
