Mass Effect 3, origin does not work in-game, can't invite friends or view downloadable content in-game.

Well, it's now late July 30th and this still isn't fixed. I have been online with Origin help for an hour yet again tonight - that's every night for a fortnight..........

I too have done all the 'troubleshooting steps' - tedious uninstalling, re-installing, ports, admin accounts...blah blah blah.

I thought, that maybe to lighten the frustration, we'd like a list of the excuses I have been given so far:

1. Yes, we are aware of it, it'll be fixed in the next update

2. I don't know what you are talking about

3. We are aware of it and EA is working very hard to resolve the issue

4. I don't know what you are talking about, there is no issue

5. What troubleshooting steps have you taken to fix your issue

6. Can you come back later - I don't know what you are talking about - about 3 hours from now there should be someone who can help

7. I am escalating this to the specialist team

8. There is no issue that we know of

9. I now send them the link to this post of 3 pages of global complaints...............

10. I am escalating this to the specialist team - they will email you within the next 2 weeks

here are some suggested answers:

1. When?

2. Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

3. Uh-huh

4. Whaaaaaaaaat?

5. None at all, I'm sitting on my arse doing nothing

6.You want me to wait until 2am? uh-huh

7. Oh goodie - cos' that's been really helpful so far

8. Whaaaaaaaaaat?

9. See that link I'm sending ya? No problem huh?

10. Most excellent - I am delighted to have to wait another fortnight for someone to tell me to uninstall and reinstall origin - HALLELUJAH!

Now what I really need are some of those "how much do you love Origin" Surveys...........