Eleven hours of waiting for the game to redownload later, on a completely factory reset operating system... no headway. It's still busted. To just keep track of everything I've attempted:
- Disabling in-game overlays
- Disabling my replay software
- Turning off all graphics settings, as well as toggling all resolution options
- Unplugging peripherals
- Verifying cache integrity
- Reinstalling the game
- Making sure things are plugged in correctly
- Double-checking my Nvidia control panel to make sure it wasn't trying to run off my motherboard GPU
- Running a clean boot with zero active services aside from Steam and Origin
- Rolling back to the April Game-Ready Nvidia drivers that I ran the game on in the first place
- Factory resetting my OS and running the game off a completely clean install
I don't know what happened. I don't know what more I can do to diagnose the game. Guess I just don't get to play the game anymore unless a fix gets discovered and pushed. Sigh.