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Seasoned Ace

9 years ago

Your favorite SAM joke

Not sure I've heard them all yet, but so far: "Why is so hard to find a good steak? - Because it's a rare medium well done."

Anonymous

9 years ago

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Those were elegant, actually. ^_^

Q: How would we call a drell we don't trust much?

Scoundrell

Anonymous

9 years ago

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@PandaTar wrote:
Those were elegant, actually. ^_^
Q: How would we call a drell we don't trust much?
Spoiler
Scoundrell

that was pretty bad. so i had to love it.

Anonymous
9 years ago
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I can just imagine an e-mail going around the team with the subject, "We need corny SAM jokes - free lunch for ones that make the game". Then the entire day being nothing but team members emailing jokes to each other.
Pee bee was good 🙂
- Anonymous
  9 years ago
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  Spoiler
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  What does Addison say when she notices Tracey is weary?
  Spoiler
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  Hmm, nope. 💔
  - 39ee69e6327abd2e
    Seasoned Ace
    9 years ago
    Bad jokes, right?
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    Spoiler
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    Spoiler
    A: Doing hard time in a prism.

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