This Game is ridiculous

@EA_Aljo 

I no longer play RD and my friend and I alternate who goes LD so there are now 0 issues with the LD messing up now. We can even skate over to the right side and become a right defensmen so the new left D will be right handed for shots except now he's smart because he keeps his huge sexy RD brain.

If anyone does want to test this, they just need to go RD with an ai LD. In the offensive zone just skate near the center of the blue line and watch the LD refuse to move from the spot on the blue line directly south of the faceoff circle dot. This leaves the entire left side open until you force him back by almost hugging the boards. It's essentially just the LD trying to cover for you when you get sorta out of position, but then doesn't move back when you've righted yourself.

I'll get a few clips next time I play RD.

Oh no, I meant manual one timers are sometimes the only way to force the ai to pass to you for a cross-creaser. They are, at best, 50/50 when it comes to cross cheesers; you can count on them taking a weak shot.

I mean full key/button binding freedom -- touchpad for jump dekes and option button for slap shots, that kind of freedom, though having the ability to make our own plays would be amazing. AI will still play based on calculations and stuff, but at least the humans would be able to better control how they want those calculations to be processed if that makes sense? Hard to explain.

The best my team can do is play with 3 humans - we're just a tight-knit group of friends, no outsiders allowed to besmerch the almighty TTZ, but yes, I totally understand what you're saying.