Re: Spore: Galactic Adventures Missing From Game Library
So, turns out, all it took was contacting EA Help at 2 A.M.
I started a live chat, explained that the DLC wasn't appearing on my spore.com profile, and voila.
Asked me to log out, they fixed some settings, and it was just. There! Like magic!
This both made my night and confused me beyond belief. I've attached some screenshots as proof, as well as this lovely interaction I had with the EA Help chat advisor.
I guess if anyone ever needs help in the future, you just need to contact the EA Help Magicians at 2:00 in the morning. (I'm only half joking.)