Sightings of XARXEE?

Interim gnome leader, Barack Gnomebama, has issued this statement "Xarxee is a great king/ queen (it's hard to tell under the beard) and we shall leave no stone unturned trying to find him/ her and all gnomedom is with us, even the gnomepublicans, proving that gnomepublicans and gnomeocrats can unite in a common cause.

To this end i have asked our best detective, Sherlock Gnomes to find him/ her"

Will Xarxee be found?

Tune in to the next chronicles of Xarxee to find out.........

Sherlock gnomes admits defeat; "a witness to Xarxees disappearance has drawn a sketch of a suspicious character seen hanging around Xarxee's palace".

.....or could that be EAvil blueberry?

In his final act as interim gnome leader, Barack Gnomebama has called in Xarxee's last hope- James Frond (licensed to thrill).

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".....or could that be EAvil blueberry?"

It is all FAKE news !

Call in the expert negotiator, who doubles as the leader of the FREE World in his spare time, to recover our precious Xarxee .

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@lawmfw wrote:

".....or could that be EAvil blueberry?"

It is all FAKE news !

Call in the expert negotiator, who doubles as the leader of the FREE World in his spare time, to recover our precious Xarxee .

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.....funny you should say that- stay tuned for the next "chronicles of Xarxee"!

The new interim gnome leader Vladimir Putin Gnomeald Grump gave this statement "tap tap tap, is this thing working? I blame the dwarves for Xarxee's disappearance and declare a state of emergency. I'm cancelling elfcare because you all look elfy enough to me and I'm going to build a two foot wall between us and dwarfico.

I'm taking 5 billion coins out of the de-fence budget so now it becomes the de-wall budget. Wait for laughter. 

Have you gold plated gnomeforce one yet mike?

I have a tee time so I've got to go".

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'There's Gno Business Like Gnome Business' - your last two photos prove Jay Leno right: politics really is show biz for ugly people.

Maybe HRH Xerxee simply needs a holiday... but at last I've *sighted* her/him, i.e. I now know what yall are talking about.

Wherever s/he is, I wish him/her well.

Text from James Frond;

Xarxee last seen in Amsterdam, in a club called the golden coin. 

I'm off there now.