Annoying Guide to Jumping in Cheese (Kudos of @Gormey)!
Hi, I am going to make an annoying and small guide for how to jump into the cheese, including when you should jump into the cheese, why it is a "good" idea and how it is "effective".
Just note that this is an annoying and playful guide and was inspired by @Gormey.
The Cheese
The Cheese is a hazard that allows you to vanquish yourself at your own convenience, and prevents other players from vanquishing you.
Why do it?
If you do not want other players getting points for vanquishing you, or you would prefer to vanquish yourself and stop enemies from vanquishing you instead, you can simply jump into the cheese to prevent them from having your vanquish.
How it is "effective"!
Enemies do not get points for vanquishing you in Team Vanquish, but keep in mind you probably cannot be revived. It will probably also affect your enemies' vanquish-vanquished ratio as well.
Conclusion
Jump in cheese!