Do you play PvZ: Battle for Neighborville on PC, Xbox One, or PS4?

I play it on a Time-Machine emulator that mimics a PS4 on a nano-machine that's inside my eyeballs... I'm basically from year 3097 and I have to write a story for my college project about Video Games in the 2010's and I picked this game.. A game filled with folks having mixed feelings... It's an amazing game to write about! Trust me!! People worry about things that don't even exist in year 3096 like latency and crappy net-code... If you get a latency of 0.5 ms, the government has the right to shut down the ISPs. Yeah! We're that awesome! And looks like I understand why we have a long way to get there!

Don't worry, I haven't seen what's beyond this point, so I won't be able to spoil it for you folks. I'm tasked to experience it from the beginning til the end... Maybe I'm accelerating the time here and there to get to the patches faster than you. So, yeah, it kinda sucks for you people. Having to wait too long for patches and everything! I get it....

Of course, no one would believe me, but that's the fun part!! I read that humans in the 2010s have very limited imagination!!