[Suggestions] New Cards for PVZ Heroes

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@UniVoidz wrote:

Name: Nigel Farage Zombie

Stats: 4 Cost 5/1

Class: Sneaky, Brainy, Crazy, Beastly & Hearty

Rarity: Uncommon

Tribes: Unprofessional, Racist Arse-face, Dense-head, Can't Dance, Might be a reincarnated Stalin, Disappointment, Zombie

Card Text: When played: Destroy a random plant in each lane, then repeat 30 times, then give zombies next door +6/+6 and overshoot 10, then destroy any zombies next door, then shuffle a random trick into your deck for each point of health your hero has lost during the last 5 games, then replace all lanes with 'ground lanes' with a UKIP head-office environment that gives zombies on it Armour infinity and +500 strength and plants on it take double damage.

When hurt: heal to full health and then gain +70 health, then set your hero to 5231 health then reset your block meter to full and give it 400 charges and each one gives you a random superpower from the game when triggered, then replace all plants with 8/8 UKIP representatives that attack for you and remove all Wall-nut-bowlings and Heartichokes from your opponents hand and deck, then increase your hand size to hold an infinite number of cards and add four cards to your hand from a set that has yet to be released, then destroy your opponent, then revive and re-destroy your opponent for each ranked game you have lost in the last month, then ban their account and automatically match you up again with another random opponent who is already in the middle of the game, then give this zombie another +80 health, then hurt this zombie 12 more times for 1 damage each.

When destroyed, remove all existing cards from the game and replace them with this card.

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I'm disappointed it doesn't have Strikethrough.  Maybe they'll buff it in the next patch.  :-(

Name: Gargantaur-throwing-imp-throwing-imp-throwing-imp-throwing-gargantaur-throwing-imp-throwing-gargantaur-throwing-gargantuar.

When hurt: Summon a gargantaur-throwing-imp-throwing-imp-throwing-imp-throwing-gargantaur-throwing-imp-throwing-gargantaur  in a random lane, which when hurt: summons an gargantaur-throwing-imp-throwing-imp-throwing-imp-throwing-gargantaur-throwing-imp in a random lane, which when hurt: summons a gargantaur-throwing-imp-throwing-imp-throwing-imp-throwing-gargantaur in a random lane which, when hurt: summons a gargantaur-imp-throwing-imp-throwing-imp in a random lane which, when hurt: summons an gargantaur-throwing-imp-throwing imp in a random lane which, when hurt: summons gargantaur-throwing-imp in a random lane which when hurt: summons a 5/5 smashing gargantaur in a random lane.

jj48car wait... what? what are you thinking? if it have Strikethrough, it will be too powerfull, can broke the game!, come on, use your brain.