How do I get an internship at EA?

Hi! I'm not really looking to get paid, but I think it'd be cool to have it on my resume that I had an internship at EA. I'd like to work for EA in the customer support section because I'd enjoy doing my job and would actually do my job. I would enjoy banning hackers all day long and I wouldn't even need to be paid to do this job, I'd do it for free. This is a very effective solution because I am the better choice and here's why:
1. I'd actually do my job (ban the hackers)

2. I'd work for free (saving EA money)

3. I'd enjoy my job and can't wait to meet your wonderful, hardworking staff team

4. You're hiring a motivated person