All of the GLs are white or a big slug.

DEI is a steaming pile of bantha poodoo, and the people shoving it down our throats are hypocritical morons who’d choke on their own lightsabers if logic ever struck them. Let’s cut through the noise: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion sounds noble until you see it’s just a corporate checklist ruining everything it touches—Star Wars included. It’s not about making things better; it’s about control, optics, and pandering to a woke echo chamber that’s blind to the real world.

Take this franchise. Ahsoka’s orange, Thrawn’s blue, Yoda’s green—none of that’s ‘diversity’ in any meaningful sense. It’s paint, not identity. Star Wars isn’t Earth. There are no humans, no religions, no nationalities—just species and stories. Forcing DEI into this galaxy doesn’t deepen it; it cheapens it. The sequels didn’t tank because Finn wasn’t a Jedi or Reva wasn’t ‘diverse’ enough—they tanked because the writing was a dumpster fire, the direction was aimless, and management cared more about agendas than storytelling. Slapping a ‘diverse’ label on a badly written character like Rose doesn’t fix her; it just makes the failure louder.

And the hypocrites pushing this? They’re the same ones preaching ‘inclusion’ while canceling anyone who disagrees. They’ll cheer a ‘diverse’ crew but ignore how Hollywood’s still a clique of elitists—same as the 70s, just with better PR. DEI’s their virtue signal, not a solution. It’s why we get ‘diverse’ characters shoehorned in—looking at you, random white Karens in boardrooms—while good ideas like a stormtrooper-to-Jedi arc get butchered into Lando 2.0. It’s not the actors’ fault; it’s the suits chasing trends instead of crafting something real.

To the folks swallowing ABC, CNN, The Washington Post, (the list goes on) or whatever propaganda is trending on social media—wake up. Step off the holonet, look around your REAL world. Stop parroting talking points from talking heads who don’t give a **bleep** about you or this franchise. Think for yourselves. DEI isn’t saving anything—it’s a thermal detonator blowing up what made Star Wars great: stories, not checklists. Ditch the nonsense and demand better, not ‘diverse.’