Anyone for a crazy burglar story?
One night it was raining. A burglar snuck onto the lot and the alarm sounded. A police officer arrived, but since it was raining, all she did was get out of her car, open an umbrella, and stand there in the rain. After a few moments of awkwardly standing around, caught between the house and an umbrella-wielding cop, the burglar opened her own umbrella and ran off.
No, Miss Police Officer, you don't get to tell me that "the burglar was able to get away" when all you did was stand next to your car.