Funniest Book Titles Your Writer-Sim Has Ever Written

Connor used to be a big writer in my saves but I haven't had him write anything for over a year, I do recall some pretty 'interesting" titles I made up though. I always used to end the title with /CF so I would remember he wrote it. I would do that for anyone who wrote a book in my house, it's amazing how quick I forget who wrote what, with the initials I remembered. ;)

I remember seeing this same topic years ago and I was just thinking about it today as my sim was writing her first book. :D Looking forward to the replies.

Eric Clapon had a whole urban fantasy series about a war between fae factions for the fate of humanity. The overall series name is "Legacy of the Flower War", and has such titles as "That Old Time Magic", "That Old Time Renewal", and "That Old Time Quest". I'd like to think he was publishing my fanfiction "Old Time Magic" series. The series is about fae based magical girls but features Ranma from Ranma 1/2, and to my surprise also features the Sailor Senshi from Sailor Moon.

I am so boring with my book titles. I tend to just choose the titles of books I have read over the years. Recently I read the Long Earth Series by Terry Pratchett (love me some Pratchett!) and Stephen Baxter so the sim who happened to be writing at that time did that set - The Long Earth, The Long War, The Long Mars, The Long Utopia and The Long Cosmos.

Hieronomous Q. Dismall, Ghost Writer (He's a ghost and a self-employed author). His first couple of books were taken from a Monty Python song: "All Things Dull and Ugly", "All Creatures Short and Squat" and "All Things Rude and Dangerous".

He wrote a ton of books, 30 or 40 at least. He endowed several parks & buildings in Midnight Hollow, and Dismall Dorm at the University.

"Mikezumi;c-15979867" wrote:
I am so boring with my book titles. I tend to just choose the titles of books I have read over the years. Recently I read the Long Earth Series by Terry Pratchett (love me some Pratchett!) and Stephen Baxter so the sim who happened to be writing at that time did that set - The Long Earth, The Long War, The Long Mars, The Long Utopia and The Long Cosmos.

Better than what I do... I just go with whatever name it randomly generates. :blush:

My legacy Sim lived in a really terrible apartment and started writing writing children's books about a rat named Lygoden that goes on adventures.

I ended up making some pretty funny titles like:
Lygoden Deals With Tattling And Ratting
Lygoden And The Hell Beast (cat)
Not In My House, Mouse: Lygoden Moves
PiRATe Lygoden Sails The Seas
Lygoden Learns Hide And Squeak

"The Hollow Chocolate Bunny of the Apocalypse" which is an actual book title.

@Simasaurus09 I also remember the topic from years ago. It's where I got the idea to use Dr. Who episodes as book titles. I think I made it through season 1 (new series) before that save borked on me.

And River's son Brayden just wrote one called "My Sister's Fiance Got Probed By Aliens" Evidently the publishers like it. :mrgreen:

I usually have my writer Sims use Cards Against Humanity (a very un-PC game) answers as book titles, so I can't post some of them here, for obvious reasons.

Some of the tamer ones I've used:

"What you don't know about can literally kill you."
"A sad fat dragon with no friends"
"Pooping back and forth forever: the musical"
"Step 1: . Step 2: . Step 3: Profit!"
"Cards against Simanity"
"Vigorous Jazz Hands"

and more :lol:

Ones I've created:

"Out of Ice Cream? Time to Die!"
"You're a Hairy Wizard"

I also name them after 1) fanfics I've written for other games or 2) other stuff I like, such as my Simself's "Fellout" series.

But my personal favourite has got to be "Pa-Kanong: the Creature With the Big Face".

(I watched Arthur as a kid and, in one episode, that was the name of a movie that Buster tried to pass off as a book for a homework assignment.)