Funniest Book Titles Your Writer-Sim Has Ever Written

Romance:
Two Strangers Locked in a Room
A Vampire's Lust

Mystery:
A Woman with Something to Lose

Drama:
Calling a Vampire's Bluff (written after asking a vampire to turn her to prove that they weren't actually real)

"Buttersims;c-15997740" wrote:
Currently my sim is working on cheese themed book titles:

- The Gouda Fellas Return!
- Edam's Evolution, Enfortunately Ended
- The Parmesan Trajectory
- Enter Madamoiselle Mozzarella
- Sir Wensleydale and the Mysterious Melter
- Bonne Feta ... See Ya, Cheddar!
- The Stilton Stink Kills Ya When Ya Blink

I tend to make the titles as descriptive as possible and something that I would read if the books were real :)

You forgot; -Blue-cheese Blues

Edit: -By the inventor of cheeses... Oh'll Mighty... ...I must go out in the morning and buy cheese. I love! Cheese!

I had a crazy sim, Sarah Rider, who wrote like 40 books. One of her earliest works was "The death of Stiles McGraw". He started a romantic relationship with her and she got crazy in love with him. Then one day he told her that he had other romances going on and Sarah (who had the mad trait) got so angry so she locked him in her bathroom to starve and started to write a book about his death. When she cooled down a bit she did release him, so he never actually died. After a while she gave him her copy of the book..

I always go along with the names the game suggests and they are funny. But sadly I can't remember any of them right now.
I must say there are some good ideas in this thread so I think from now on I will choose the names.