1. Your brain is in a permanent state of "brain-melt". "What happened to my bedroom? Wasn't the door two segments of wall covering over, now it's three? Can someone tell me what the hell happened here?" https://i.imgur.com/v6575VG.jpg"Where'd those set of stairs come from? How did we get a second floor on our house, It wasn't there when I went to sleep?" https://i.imgur.com/swQ62wm.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/TuNAOAO.jpg"Wait a minute, I have to go milk the cows? Wait...a sec...where'd the cows come from?"https://i.imgur.com/gdDHHOu.jpg"How'd we get chickens??!!!" https://i.imgur.com/Ds0PNxF.jpg..."Guess what, honey... I'm pregnant..." ..."No...wait, that was the chickens..." ..."So that explains the little yellow fluffballs running around." 2. Your Watcher is sadistic.He likes zapping you. https://i.imgur.com/xFVKXfJ.jpg...or raining meteors down on your head. https://i.imgur.com/w6DfFJs.jpg...or torturing you with bees...https://i.imgur.com/YHNvzfJ.jpgOh wait, I forgot one...setting you on fire...https://i.imgur.com/bvFgmeU.jpgWatcher (evil snicker): Guess which one's MY favorite... My sims spend their life in a state of catatonic terror. https://i.imgur.com/tz4DKMx.jpg...Give your reasons why you'd hate to be a sim here...

I'd hate to be a sim because it must suck washing dishes in the bathroom all the time.

@Heathertibb ...not to mention unhygienic as well. If NRAAS Vector ever puts out an update with stomach viruses... all my sims would be dead of e. coli infections.

4. Because the only thing that's keeping you from getting out of your chair is a plate on the floor. "My spouse died because my son put a plate behind her chair...now she couldn't get out."

5. The full moon makes you a lunatic, which you to Lunatic Slap other Sims.Sim 1: Hey, it’s a full moon. (Lunatic Slaps Sim 2.Sim 2: WTH you do that for?

I just went into the pool to swim and back float, I opened my eyes and now there are walls around and I can't get out.

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GalacticGal
Legend
4 years ago
When your Watcher forgot pause was on and saw you standing doing nothing about that Grand Breakfast you were making and queues you to make it again. In the meantime all six of your Child Sim kids starting singing. Oh, not all at the same time, and certainly not the same song. No, they are merely practicing, in their various stages of skill. Chaos and Noise! All you want to do is take an aspirin and lay down. You've been up all night at Services for this holiday.
NikkeiSimmer
Legend
4 years ago
"GalacticGal;c-18049919" wrote:
When your Watcher forgot pause was on and saw you standing doing nothing about that Grand Breakfast you were making and queues you to make it again. In the meantime all six of your Child Sim kids starting singing. Oh, not all at the same time, and certainly not the same song. No, they are merely practicing, in their various stages of skill. Chaos and Noise! All you want to do is take an aspirin and lay down. You've been up all night at Services for this holiday.

(All lyrics in ROUND form).
Child 1: ? ♫I've been working on the railroad.♪
Child 2: ?♪ This is the song that never ends...it just goes on and on, my friends...♫
Child 3: ? ♫ Mary had a little lamb... little lamb...little lamb... Mary had a little lamb...♪
Child 4: ? ♫ "A-B-C-D-E-F-...H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O... (what comes next?) ♫
Child 5: ? ♫ "The wheels on the bus go round and round...round and round...round and round..."
Child 6: ? ♫"Let it Go...Let it Go...Can't hold it back any more...Let it go..."♫♪

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjbAb1ZoLLfYoey3aOA2LKz7-tYDzYZxp_2BWx0oQmcXvvnqa35nrgBHNyVq8cCCTIKFoFuDBZIRBpLG0t1r7Omxpt-mFEQq7CKRj2NI0Z-S_cmowdbfrf85NH6P90dMAJq7pCjjZw8CHzqrEMLjO4O8oNY8PORiR743MU5DiMp6bQ7foRXah3meXFWnQ
Mother: If you've become a mother is there any way you can legally become childless again?
Evalen306
4 years ago
I would not want to be controlled every day the rest of my life
omgyamisocringe
Seasoned Veteran
4 years ago
My master/creator would torment me until the day I die. Literally. Biggest fear out of the few.
301624037
4 years ago
I would hate to be a sim because of the lack of awareness that a glass wall in the bathroom is missing its purpose...
And also because sometimes you can't stuck on stuff, you must go on, literally, I know there is a fence there but it's probably 20cm high so you can walk above it and not like... stay stuck and starve to death....

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