Sentences that only make sense in TS3

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Here's mine:

One time I got abducted by aliens and they left me with a little present. Two days later, I noticed my belly sparkling and poof an alien baby.

I do the same. :p


I remember reading a bug concerning TS4's Rodent Cage. It was about how playing with a hamster would make the Sim kids get stuck staring at it. Then, they'd get sick, die, and destroy the save. :D

"I bought a hamster for my teenage son so he would no longer be lonely. Now, all he does stand in front of the cage and stare at it. He's under hypnosis. I can't even call him to dinner. He hasn't showered in a week. The Grim Reaper won't even go near my son. It's the hamster, I swear.."

@Puddinroy It would be disturbing if that happened in real life. But alien abductions supposedly do happen :lol:
@thesimmer14 I haven't heard that one before. Creepy hypnotic hamster :grimace:

One time I was too lazy to walk upstairs so I teleported myself using cheats.

Here's another one:

My son asked for a puppy for his birthday but I couldn't find anywhere that sold them so I bought two adult dogs and bred them to make the perfect little pup, my son had to wait a little while but he was none the wiser in the end :smile:

I couldn't go to work for three days in a row because there was a pizza box blocking my front door. I've lost my job and can't pay the bills now, but it's not all bad. At least I still have the pizza box. And in an emergency I can always sell my windows, pick wildflowers, or call and order up some roommates to help rebuild my bank balance, again if any of us can get past the pizza box.

I just spent all weekend slamming my face into my computer keyboard. That didn't really help the computer work any better, but now I am going to upgrade its graphics by banging on it with a screwdriver for a few hours. Yeah, that should do it.

When I get home tonight, I have to decide whether to water my plants and feed my dogs or wait until I get back from a long term at Uni. I know it won't make any difference either way because nothing will happen to any of them during the weeks I am gone. :)

Long time ago, I was working inside the office building when a meteor struck the building! I don’t know why, but suddenly I was outside with my clothes burned and 3 of my coworkers dead being collected by the Grim Reaper. All that was left to do was put the meteor inside my pocket and sell it for about 2k simoleons.
Next day, I came to work as if nothing had happened. :D

@igazor These are too funny! When in doubt, just sell everything and hope if the repoman comes they will take the pizza box from you :lol:
I don't know what you mean, I often find that shouting and banging my head on the keyboard is a tried and tested way of making it run faster :tongue:

@Keiomestre I imagine your sim whistling innocently into work the next day. They just discovered a way to get rich quick: learn how to summon meteors and sell the rocks for profit :mrgreen:

This is such a fun idea for a thread @coco

I had a baby that was a boy but I wanted a girl so I took him into CAS and changed his gender.

I once saw someone go inside the haunted house at the park and come out as a ghost! It was like they died inside, but didn't?

I once saw a unicorn near the fishing pond.

I once saw someone in my yard diving in my pool. They wouldn't leave. I'd try to talk to them to tell them to stop and go away, but they just kept diving as if I wasn't there. I used my lucky magic reset sim button and got them to leave thankfully.