Sims 3 Crackfic - "Just Plasma Bugs"
Finally decided to "archive" this in the Stories and Legacies: https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AUuSg1Peel4/YTtv08zanzI/AAAAAAAAp78/4M6QKY6-U7EeWvD8yD8UMbndJ5RenDpvQCLcBGAsYHQ/s910/JPB_header.jpg Chap...
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Just Plasma Bugs
Chapter Fifteen: "Cars and Hot-Tubs"
Narrator: "The next morning, Haruo pulled his lazy rear-end out of bed."
Haruo (enraged): "Hey watch your mouth. I'm not lazy...you arrogant mouthpiece."
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Narrator: "Get a job. In any case, he was headed outside to head for the elixir shop again. This guy is really going to brass the tacks off the proprietor."
Haruo: "He said one consignment set every day...so I'm doing one consignment set every single day..."
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Narrator: "At three in the morning?!!"
Haruo: "Yeah...so?"
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Proprietor: "Oh...it's YOU again."
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Haruo: "Might as well go to the bookstore and get a few things."
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Narrator: "...and Bebe had some more plasma bugs to send to the science center."
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Bebe: "Hey, Haruo, you are doing such a great job with the gardening...and with cooking too..."
Haruo: "Yeah...uh...thanks, I think...(suspicious) hey...you trying to butter me up?"
Bebe (innocently): "No...is it working?"
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Bebe (sighs): "Back to irradiating more bugs."
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River: "I hate this potion table, that's the sixty-ninth time it's tried to blow me up."
Bebe: "...and I presume it doesn't even have the courtesy to say thank you either..."
River (eyeing Bebe with one raised eyebrow): "Oh...shut up..."
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Bebe: "Oh look, we can now finally afford cars...and Haruo finally built us a three-car garage."
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River: "...and a hot tub too...oh, this is great..."
Bebe: "And you were the one complaining the most about having to do this challenge."
River: "Oh...shut up..."
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Bebe: "Don't forget to thank Haruo for doing all this..."
River: "Oh...I'll thank him in a way he won't forget..."
Bebe (raises eyebrows): "Oh...really?"
River: "Oh...shut up!!!"
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Haruo: "Of course, I need a truck...a big one - Gotta love my Dodge Ram 3500."
River: "Compensating?"
Haruo: "I didn't hear any complaints last night..."
Bebe (giggling her head off): "He got you there..."
River: "Oh...do shut up..."
Chapter Fifteen: "Cars and Hot-Tubs"
Narrator: "The next morning, Haruo pulled his lazy rear-end out of bed."
Haruo (enraged): "Hey watch your mouth. I'm not lazy...you arrogant mouthpiece."
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0iNSx2ksjI0/YPMT0EWApWI/AAAAAAAAphE/XHCwWKgd_JIyOyEoB0sotk8POqhuc4JjACLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-102.jpg
Narrator: "Get a job. In any case, he was headed outside to head for the elixir shop again. This guy is really going to brass the tacks off the proprietor."
Haruo: "He said one consignment set every day...so I'm doing one consignment set every single day..."
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hka0LtfjJd4/YPMUDrkUj3I/AAAAAAAAphI/tmKbrOzgBbI7ZxM6VrwbEtv-4h6qB3yWwCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-106.jpg
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Narrator: "At three in the morning?!!"
Haruo: "Yeah...so?"
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Proprietor: "Oh...it's YOU again."
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Haruo: "Might as well go to the bookstore and get a few things."
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Narrator: "...and Bebe had some more plasma bugs to send to the science center."
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Bebe: "Hey, Haruo, you are doing such a great job with the gardening...and with cooking too..."
Haruo: "Yeah...uh...thanks, I think...(suspicious) hey...you trying to butter me up?"
Bebe (innocently): "No...is it working?"
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Bebe (sighs): "Back to irradiating more bugs."
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River: "I hate this potion table, that's the sixty-ninth time it's tried to blow me up."
Bebe: "...and I presume it doesn't even have the courtesy to say thank you either..."
River (eyeing Bebe with one raised eyebrow): "Oh...shut up..."
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Bebe: "Oh look, we can now finally afford cars...and Haruo finally built us a three-car garage."
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River: "...and a hot tub too...oh, this is great..."
Bebe: "And you were the one complaining the most about having to do this challenge."
River: "Oh...shut up..."
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Bebe: "Don't forget to thank Haruo for doing all this..."
River: "Oh...I'll thank him in a way he won't forget..."
Bebe (raises eyebrows): "Oh...really?"
River: "Oh...shut up!!!"
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Haruo: "Of course, I need a truck...a big one - Gotta love my Dodge Ram 3500."
River: "Compensating?"
Haruo: "I didn't hear any complaints last night..."
Bebe (giggling her head off): "He got you there..."
River: "Oh...do shut up..."
