Welcome to AlphaFFrog’s Attic of Awesomer! Misbegotten sequel to my Sims 3 AlphaFFrog's Attic of Awesome! I hope to fill this thread with sims, rooms, exclamation marks, occasional builds and bucket loads of misplaced enthusiasm! All play tested with No CC and a severe lack of natural talent! Please, feel free to ask questions, give criticism and have a good time (unlikely…. mandatory!) <3
Thank you for visiting! I hope you find what you’re looking for :) and if what I make is what you’re looking for then you need to seriously reconsider your life choices :unamused:
Run out of anniversary ideas? Think a yoga room with doors is too cliché? Then this is the ticket to marriage counselling for you! Designed by AlphaFFrog with a crayon and the artistry of a drunk banana, this replica of your wife’s wrinkles in 8ft of concrete is a gift she’ll never let you forget! Surprise your beloved with her own disembodied head today! Or treat yourself to a room that looks just like her sister!*
Why am I still single? is a great room for the challenge! :) The face design with marble to reflect wrinkles looks great! Very creatively written description!
What’s your idea of a great date? Three months in a Bolivian jail? A conviction for diamond smuggling? Accidentally trolling the mob? Then I’ve got the bad life choice for you! Stealing your heart seconds before stealing your wallet, Wilde offers you a night your prison tattoos will never let you forget! So are you seeking excitement? Adventure? A Mexican stand-off between armed llamas and Interpol? Then you know who to call! Yes! It’s a therapist!
Wilde Knight, remembering the good times with some of her exes …
https://i.imgur.com/JoSjy3y.jpg P.S I’m not kidding about that therapist :kissing:
Danika – A New Hope or The Makeover Strikes Back >:)
A long time ago (13 months) in a galaxy far far away (AlphaFFrog’s house) Danika Guerra, Batuu resident, Star Wars parody and example of overreaching franchising was born. Now older and in no way wiser, Danika is on the run after taking the drag race part of DarthPaul’s Drag Race way too literally. When four cars exploded in fiery rainbows of taffeta, glitter bombs and Zsa Zsa Binks’ new shoes Danika found herself wanted by a lot of very glittery angry mobsters and an even angrier Zsa Zsa Binks
Danika remembering the good old days when men were men and AlphaFFrog had a say in her outfit selection :neutral:
https://i.imgur.com/ehmwdj2.jpg
Looking for a place where she could lie low and ask herself deep questions like "What’s the meaning of life?" and "What would my drag name be?" Danika realised she needed a new look that wasn’t inspired by an explosion in a yoghurt factory. She needed colour, disguisability and more pockets for storing forged currency in. With no (real) money, no friends and a cheery moral ambiguity so wide you could store Zsa Zsa’s entire shoe collection in it, Danika swapped drab for fab with her new "Stolen From Clotheslines" collection. With outfits that scream "Hey! AlphaFFrog just bought Paranormal!" Danika is heading to Henford-On-Bagley for a fresh start, a New Hope … and a kickstarter for Llama Drag Racing ...
Danika, proud of her new look and her giant aubergine jokes*
Out of this world, as usual @AlphaFFrog. If you aren't already, you really should be a script writer. I would be compelled to watch all @AlphaFFrog productions. I would head up your fan club. Love, love, love it all. <3
