An Alternate Slice of Reality

"Nate_Whiplash1;c-18293638" wrote:
How about only slightly charred biscuits from a middle-aged American man who doesn't know how to cook either? I'm afraid that's the best I can do....

Are you trying to bribe my scoundrel away from having an argument with me by offering slightly charred biscuits to him? How is it that you assume my cooking skills are so poor as to know that your biscuits are the better offer? Yeah, on second thought, I don't want to know the answer to that second question. Skip it. Really. Just pretend I never brought it up.

Or are you trying to entice me into an argument with you by offering me a bit of food? No. Surely not. Even you would never intentionally start a quarrel with an unreasonable and currently ill-tempered Southern woman who's had too much chocolate milk for breakfast.

;) Hope you have a lovely day @Nate_Whiplash1 ;)