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#fundesc Sim of the Day (9/5/2018):

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Sowing the Seeds of Love
Barnibus Bartleby
Slob, Genius, Loves Outdoors
Botanist

After decades of trying, part-time botanist and full-time #flatulist Barnibus Bartleby grew tired of pollinating his plants himself in his unending quest to create the ultimate #plantimal. He was about to give up on his pipedream when serendipity struck in the form of a truck crashing into the local nuclear plant. The magnificent spray of glowing bovine parts and secretions that littered the countryside gave Barnibus the brilliant idea to try bull pollen instead. Eureka! It’s not quite the stud farm Barnibus dreamed of, but he’s udderly sure it’s the right mooove.

#Studfarmer
#SelfPollinator
#fundesc