LOL! Sounds like MCCC had a real fine time with your game!
This story is really entertaining and amusing--I love the way you tell it here! Nice and juicy, like good gossip!
Really, you could make either option work. Which approach interests you the most?
I could even see you combining them...
Oooh.... what if you told it from the perspective of one of the kids? Trying to make sense of their crazy family tree? Or maybe the kid thinks it's all normal until finding out differently?
It sounds like great drama, and you've got so many options! I say write it and have fun!
