"The Siminator"
So, I decided to ask Chat GPT to make a movie preview for, "The Terminator", if it were in the world of "The Sims 4".
[Quirky, upbeat music begins, the sound of an opening Simlish jingle plays.]
Narrator (playfully):
In a world where anything can happen… you build the life they live.
But some things are just too strange to control.
[Cut to a sunny suburban neighborhood. A Sim in a leather jacket, the Siminator, walks down the street with a cold, calculating look on their face.]
Narrator (suspenseful):
He’s the perfect addition to your neighborhood…
But the Siminator doesn’t just fit in.
[Quick shots of the Siminator stepping into a house, looking around, then pulling out a futuristic gadget from their pocket to scan a family portrait.]
Siminator (in monotone):
"Eliza Pancakes... must... be... terminated."
[Cut to Eliza Pancakes (Sarah Connor in this world) working in her kitchen, unaware of the incoming danger. Her husband, Bob Pancakes (Kyle Reese in disguise), enters the room.]
Bob Pancakes (looking concerned):
“Eliza, something’s wrong. There’s a Siminator in town…”
[Cut to chaotic scenes: The Siminator relentlessly building a robot army in a futuristic basement, a fight with Bob Pancakes in the backyard involving a pool ladder, and Eliza running through the house, trying to barricade doors with couches.]
Narrator (intense):
When the stakes are high… there’s no escaping fate.
But can Bob Pancakes protect Eliza?
Or will the Siminator destroy their family… forever?
[Quick shots: Eliza firing an "overcharged" water balloon at the Siminator, Bob Pancakes nervously checking his phone for updates on the “Siminator’s behavior,” and the Siminator going through a terrifying Simlife glitch—changing outfits in a flash.]
Narrator (dramatic):
Love. Family. Chaos.
In the world of The Sims, anything can happen…
But when the Siminator arrives, all bets are off.
[Cut to the family frantically running away from the Siminator, who is now chasing them on a motor scooter through the streets of Willow Creek.]
Siminator (coldly):
"Your Sim life ends here."
[The camera zooms in as the Siminator dramatically crashes into a mailbox. The sound of a fire alarm rings out as the Pancakes' house starts to burn.]
Narrator (chuckling nervously):
The Sims has always been unpredictable…
But now…
It’s out of control.
[Final shot: Eliza Pancakes, Bob Pancakes, and the Siminator standing in the middle of a pool party, staring at each other as the screen flashes to a sizzling BBQ.]
Narrator (excitedly):
The Siminator is here…
And nothing is safe.
[The title appears in bold, bright Simlish letters:]
“The Siminator”
Narrator (playful):
Will you survive the ultimate family drama?
Find out… in The Sims 4: The Siminator.
[A sizzling sound as the screen fades to black.]