🥀What should I do about Mortimers alien baby

"Simmingal;c-18170025" wrote:

"CAPTAIN_NXR7;c-18169723" wrote:

Option 2, but played from the babe's POV:

• it will be raised in an orphanage by 7 evil "nuns"
  
• it will learn how to phone home but finds out nobody's home at the time.
  
• it will learn how to build a small rocket ship
  
• it will manage to travel back to the mother planet
  
• it will learn from its own alien kind how to flay minds
  
• it will come back to earth to take revenge on the 7 evil "nuns" for making its childhood miserable and of course on its father -Mortimer- for abonding him when he was but a wee little blue baby.
  
• lastly, it will abduct Bella and...simply marry her.
  
• The End of That Story.
  

Isn't that like the original story?
( I don't know what the original story is but I've heard it's got something to do with Bell Bells getting abducted :D ).

I'm kind of impressed you guessed babys gender and skintone before he was even born :lol: sixth sense? or simply timetravel? :sweat_smile:

also here is poll to decide his name :smile:

Name for Mortimers alien baby