Babies, toddlers and children—OH MY!

"Godleyjeans;d-968099" wrote:
detention

was only a lunch-time thing at my school. No after school detention, nor at any times other than lunch (or maybe recess). It was the same for secondary school.
Detaining the kids outside of school hours would meant that the teacher would have to get them home after, since the buses would have already left. And it would be illegal to prevent the child from going home.

proper punishments for doing such at such while at school,

Like what? Are you suggesting that lunchtime detention is not enough?
Suspension and expulsion are the most extreme punishments.

access to certain collages

Access to university in Australia is based on your academic results. Fail to achieve adequate grades, and you can not access university without doing a bridging course, or using TAFE as a stepping stone.

throwing house parties that can trash the place and land them in epic trouble with their parents

ts3 had that option, when the adults of the house won a rabbithole holiday.

binging movies on a sick day off school, actually being sick one starters!

They should be wrapped in a blanket, and have an ever growing pile of used tissues next to them. If they don't stay home when they're sick, then their entire class should also end up sick too, and they receive messages saying 'thanks for sharing' and 'sharing is not caring'

Dag dag

The Dag is my favorite character in Mad Max Fury Road.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/AaiJ9DmkG5p2E/source.gif

dag
noun
1.
AUSTRALIAN/NZ
a lock of wool matted with dung hanging from the hindquarters of a sheep.
2.
INFORMAL•AUSTRALIAN/NZ
an entertainingly eccentric person; a character.
"your father must have been a bit of a dag"