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AncientMuse2
5 years agoSeasoned Ace
So Johnny Zest hit the jackpot in the Batuu Lottery and was able to do a complete makeover of his rundown trailer home. He now has a separate building for entertaining guests with his stand-up comedy routines and guitar jams, a small pool in the back yard... and of course, his shiny new (okay maybe not so shiny and not so new) red and black Landspeeder!
And now that he's rolling in the dough, he decided to change his name to Johnny Quest:
"Do you need a new flux capacitor so you can get your Starfighter back in the air? Did you lose everything in your last Sabacc game and don't know how you're going to pay your bills? No problem! Just call Johnny Quest and he'll fulfill your every Batuu need.... (for a nominal fee, of course). Call 1-800-Scoundrel and let our sales specialists help you today!"
*cough*
https://i.imgur.com/9f8eIls.png
And now that he's rolling in the dough, he decided to change his name to Johnny Quest:
"Do you need a new flux capacitor so you can get your Starfighter back in the air? Did you lose everything in your last Sabacc game and don't know how you're going to pay your bills? No problem! Just call Johnny Quest and he'll fulfill your every Batuu need.... (for a nominal fee, of course). Call 1-800-Scoundrel and let our sales specialists help you today!"
*cough*
https://i.imgur.com/9f8eIls.png