Crew, before they became emaciated. I had nothing to do with that by the way.... They're for hire but ehr- for the love of Flaming Zombies PLEASE tell yer friend to NOT tell them I'm here.
Indeed, I think it's best to open a tab for now. All drinks on me for the night folks! Aye, yer all lucky double Granny Smashesses with triple kicks make me a generous man.
I would also like a dungeon for the week to hide all the shiny booty that I won fair and square the other day. How do ye all think I'm paying for this?
All secrets are safe with me. The dungeon is basement level 3. Enjoy your stay.
