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CAPTAIN_NXR7
2 years agoLegend
"Monet11;c-18321466" wrote:
If it's acceptable to you, I'd just prefer that you keep spilling tea when you run into @CAPTAIN_NXR7 as it keeps him pre-occupied. You have fabulous kill bill vampire skills and are able to handle that hairy Irish werebeast. I am just a hard hearted, clumsy alien who loves hot soup and ice cold beverages. I always spill stuff when that beast is around, mainly because I am tripping over his bad jokes.
Have a lovely, gloomy day!
Hold on a sec. What’s with the spilling tea business? Are we conspiring against me now? Oh let’s all bring tea and “accidentally” run into Captain Werebeast. Let’s keep him busy for no apparent reason at all.
I’m sure some of you darlings would love to see me tea-drenched and covered in crushed leaves of Earl Grey and sweet Chai Latte. And let’s not mention Organic Green Tea. Organic Green Tea makes me look like the Grinch. I know Christmas isn’t far off, but I don’t want to look like a Grinch, regardless of how grumpy I am.
Also Reminder: Quick drying fur doesn’t equal water proof! I love the ocean but I’m not a Weremerman.
I have a tail but it doesn’t look like the backside of a fish. Ok let me stop right there… I don’t even know what’s going on anymore. Talking about controversial. Sheesh.
Perhaps it would be more appropriate if someone was to spill the BEANS about all this controversial nonsense.
Coffee beans preferably. I need a coffee.
On an extra serious side note: You’re all great. I wouldn’t be on this forum otherwise. I’m glad it’s not going anywhere.
Call me The Cringe, but I mean it. ?