Dear God, let there be strippers!

I love that people are thinking the game rated teen will mean there can't be "exotic dancers" (call them that rather than strippers, have them show up in firefighter and cop costumes and do the sexy firefighter dance). There are at least a dozen different places to "woohoo" in the game. It's possible they'll censor dancing more than... obviously doing the thing. But that will be very sad. And in today's world I can't honestly say what's more likely to happen. But closet woohoo is so much more outside the teen rating than dancers could be that the whole discussion makes me laugh and shake my head at the same time.