Dear little Sims,
I said “go to bed”, not “go to hot tub”. If I wanted you to sleep in there, it would be full of pillows instead of water.
Ice cream is not the most important thing in the world, and it should not be your number one priority. If you’re actually hungry, you have a perfectly good oven, as well as a fridge that, believe it or not, contains a wide variety of non-ice cream food.
And finally, I was recently notified that your hamster had died. He’s fine. I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Your frustrated watcher.
P.S. Exactly how long has that bowl of fruit salad been sitting in the study? Either eat it or throw it out, but don’t just leave it in there forever hoping that I’ll clean it up. Something tells me that your teacher won’t be too happy when you hand in your mouldy fruit-scented homework tomorrow.