I found this topic kinda fun, and instead of digging up the old one, I'll make a new one. Dear little sims, please make sure that you're actually home when you invite my sim over, especially when ...
Dear Little Sim Back away from the fruitcake, you know it will make you sick!
And you, Caleb Vatore - stop bringing my sims fruitcake, you are a vampire for pete's sake! Have you no pride? Why can't you just bite them and get it over with?