I found this topic kinda fun, and instead of digging up the old one, I'll make a new one. Dear little sims, please make sure that you're actually home when you invite my sim over, especially when ...
Dear little Sim: You just got home from work. You've been neglecting your needs all day. You're asleep on your feet, you stink to high heaven, AND you've got to go pee. So for crying out loud, you don't need to stand outside in the yard for half an hour dithering about what to do. Has your mind really gone that fuzzy?