Dear little sims..... #2

My Dear Little Mermaid Sim;
Please don't keep losing your clothes in all categories after your bath. You don't have to remain completely nude. My goodness, you don't don't even have your underwear on & you're not even completely blurred. Shameless.
It's a good thing I don't use mods. Who knows
what else you'd be up to. Now please be a good girl.

Love,
Your Creator

Dear little Sims cats and dogs.
Please stop running away. I love you and I take care of you. I make sure you always have fresh food, toys and a nice home. I give you lots of attention, pets, hugs and I never ignore you.
I miss you. Please come home and stay. :'(

Dear little university sim.
It is time for your final exam and you are planning to get there with time to spare. That is great! But why did you decide to place the bike in your bedroom instead of taking it outdoors? Because now you missed the exam since there was a bike was blocking your path out of the bedroom and I didn’t notice it in time.

Next time put the bike outside or I will get rid of it like the soccer ball you constantly hit your face with and got dazed just before soccer matches.

Dear Little Toddler Sim.

You're way too young to use the phone, let alone to call your mother and offer her a position in the criminal career. Go play with your blocks or cubes or whatever those things are.

The Watcher.

Dear little premade sim, Makoa Kealoha.
I do like that you start out with level 6 in fishing among other things. Premades with some hobbies and skills are the best in my opinion. But… why would you have fishing skills if your Child of the Ocean trait makes you constantly unhappy while you fish or watch a mounted fish?
I don’t get it and it is time to drink a retraiting potion. Enjoy!

Dear little premade sim, Lilliana Kealoha.
I just had a talk with your husband about things that didn’t make sense but I also need to talk with you about something. Having a Good trait is a lovely thing and I think it fits your personality. With that said I do have a problem with it. Way too often you get the Good vs Evil buff and get sad. It wouldn’t be a problem except for the fact that there are no evil sims nearby... The only ones around are your kids and husband and neither of them are evil.

Dear little Sims,

I know I chose you to be materialistic. It is my fault, I get it. But can you please stop being tense because you don't have new things to look at when I ripped off father Christmas to rebuild your house with the most expensive materials?
Thank you.

@Stutum oh my I laughed out loud at that - the toddler calling his mother to offer her a criminal career hahahaha!!

Dear Little Sims,
Please please stop trying to talk to someone who is nowhere to be seen (even though I have full autonomy!) and doesn't come anywhere near you for at least a couple of sim hours. Also please try and stop flirting with everyone if you are out to dinner with your partner, its really not on!

Dear little Sims,
Please don't take out your phone when they don't exist, because you're in the eighteenth century ! (I said so!)

@dawnmayer that is something that irritates me too! I like to play historical times too

Dear little sims,

When you’re reading your toddler to sleep, please be respectful and leave once they fall asleep. Don’t keep reading the book. You might wake them back up.