Dear little sims..... #2

Dear little Sim,
Please don't cancel your actions. They are there for a reason, and it's to ensure you stay alive. Yes, your toddler us cute and you would like to spend more time with him, but you are on the edge of starving to death, so please stop cancelling my orders to eat your dinner. And then go to sleep, instead of playing guitar all night long, otherwise you're gonna pass out before you get to work.

Your frustrated watcher, who is tired of going out of her way to keep your foolishness from killing you and is tempted to let the natural selection to have its way. Remember, you are not my only sim.

Dear Little Sim,
You just enjoyed a great work at the gym and hit the showers after. That's all good but then, right out of the shower you proceed to lie down on the bathroom floor to do sit ups. In a gym bathroom! Ick! Going to have to dunk you in a vat of bleach now.

Dear Little NPC Sim.
Whoever it is advising you to toss out your carefully planned wardrobe for these tasteless outfits should be locked in a room with a cowplant.

Dear Little Sims: Please stop opting to walk through furniture to avoid other sims when there is plenty of space on the other side of them!

"DoloresGrey;c-17405580" wrote:
Dear little sims,

I am your master and I like order so please stop cancelling your tasks and ALWAYS do as I say and do it immediatelly. I will appreciate it a lot and I will praise you afterwards. I solemnly promise.

Literally this 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times :D

Dear little sims,

Please stop over reacting to every little thing that happens to you.

"SimsLady2000;c-17764489" wrote:
Dear Little Sims: Please stop opting to walk through furniture to avoid other sims when there is plenty of space on the other side of them!

I have always wondered WHY IS THIS A THING?!?! Miles of space on one side, but sim walks to the other side, where there's a narrow gap to get past another sim. Again, NOT smarter sims, Maxis!

My dearest little sims (yes, plural....its ALL of ya'll)

When I tell you to grab a meal and watch the cooking show, PLEASE don't first sit down at the dining table/bar/anywhere else, and just sit on that lovely sofa I placed for you....and watch that show! You NEED the cooking, unless you want to eat salads and quick meals for the rest of your eternal life! You are wasting YOUR time, and more importantly, MINE!

Your loving (most of the time) Watcher.

Dear little Sims,

Maybe I wasn’t clear enough when I yelled at you for standing up to eat when there was a perfectly good table nearby. The kitchen table at home is perfectly good. The one you chose, on the other hand, is not, because it’s in a furniture shop. People would prefer not to buy your crumbs.

On a related note, don’t use the display toilet in the furniture shop either. The public ones might not be ideal, but at least 1) they’re not sitting out in the open for all of Newcrest, half of Willow Creek and a decent percentage of Brindleton Bay to see and 2) they flush.

Your frustrated Watcher, who could replace this lot at any time if it’s not being used properly.

P.S. I know for a fact that you didn’t pay for that food, Brent. I have my eye on you.

"AyKooChao;c-17764603" wrote:
Dear little Sims,

Maybe I wasn’t clear enough when I yelled at you for standing up to eat when there was a perfectly good table nearby. The kitchen table at home is perfectly good. The one you chose, on the other hand, is not, because it’s in a furniture shop. People would prefer not to buy your crumbs.

On a related note, don’t use the display toilet in the furniture shop either. The public ones might not be ideal, but at least 1) they’re not sitting out in the open for all of Newcrest, half of Willow Creek and a decent percentage of Brindleton Bay to see and 2) they flush.

Your frustrated Watcher, who could replace this lot at any time if it’s not being used properly.

P.S. I know for a fact that you didn’t pay for that food, Brent. I have my eye on you.

Enjoyed that so very much. Thanks for making me laugh, I so needed it!

Dear Little Sim,

You have lived a long life... I mean long.. You were born in the year 2017 of my time. It doesn't seem that long, but you've seen your mom go, your siblings go, your children go and your nieces and nephews go... And your grandchildren have started to go. Your bar has been up long ago.


Sincerly, A confused watcher