Dear little sims,

Dear Sims, stop hitting on others' husband, wife, boy/girlfriend. Please don't ask for a 1x1 pool, a bee box, a washer or dryer, a washboard or clothesline, or more toys for your already spoiled fur babies when there are squeekies everywhere in your house already and just to be clear, I don't want to do your laundry. If married, engaged, or going steady remember to be faithful until I decide the relationship is going nowhere. I am your Creator and know what is best for you. When leaving your home for a day of errands, attending a festival or going to a nightclub or restaurant, please remember your pants and keep your accessories to a minimum. Bathroom counters are not for preparing food nor is a toilet the ideal place to eat your dinner. Manners matter. Not everyone wants to be hugged when they are having a romantic evening at a fine restaurant and have just been seated. To all mothers of the bride or groom: Just because you disapprove of your beloved son or daughter's new spouse that doesn't mean you must display that disapproval by wearing something you purchased at a garage sale to the wedding. Any and all infractions of my rules will result in the use of cheats to curb your actions or your autonomy could be turned off. I will also play my Creator card and redress you in front of others if you flaunt your lack of style or make me crazy with your total lack of common sense. I do not make you live in ugly houses, ignore your needs, force you into a pool then watch you drown, or look for other ways to kill you. So a little respect would be nice. Just remember I am the one in charge and everything will be fine.