"Hey, Watcher! I heard you groan when I farted in my new wife's face right after we got married, but I heard you giggle too. You thought it was funny, just like she did. I did it because I knew she'd laugh, I love her laugh. One of the reasons I married her!"
"Oh and sorry for running off to shower woo hoo with her and spoil your waterfall screenshot plans. We just couldn't wait! Why did we not do it after running all the way there anyway? Well, see, we were actually thinking the bed might be a better idea. But thanks for convincing us to woo hoo in the shower like originally planned though. Woo hooing in the bed with our dirty barefeet probably wouldn't have been the best idea.
"One last thing, please stop selling all the drinks I make and leave on the bar. I was saving those for later! They wouldn't have spoiled if that's what you were thinking would happen. Why not you ask? I'm a Fresh Chef, remember? D'uh!"
Fresh Chef doesn't count for bar drinks though dear.
"It doesn't? Oh... well, hmm... I'm going to keep doing it anyway. Someone might stop by and drink them, right? 'Be prepared' it's part of the scouts motto!" *puffs out chest in pride*
You've never went to scouts though.
"That's YOUR fault, not mine, so there!" *sticks out tongue*
Careful, remember who you're talking to here. I can end you with the click of a button.
"Ha! As if, you love me too much and would never do that!." *winks*
*sigh* He's right. <3