Dear Watcher,
Thank you for intervening to save me from the diabolical spawn of perdition known as CAS.
I am a classy Elder gentleman, the paterfamilias of a family of which I'm very proud. Why did CAS try to show off the impressive range of accessories it features by putting one of every type on me???
Thank you for removing the eyebrow piercings and nose rings (plural) from my Hot Weather ensemble. I also appreciate you removing the handful of bling from Get Famous for me. It's never appropriate to wear that kind of jewelry with a tuxedo. And, thank you for realizing that I'm not the kind of man who says to himself, "There's a party tonight! It's the perfect occasion for a lime green Eyeball Ring!"
My wife didn't get the posh pink lip gloss with several of her outfit choices, but I did. Thank you, Watcher, for switching that up for us. Honestly, she wears it better than I did. I understand makeup isn't just for women these days, but my look is more James Bond than James Charles.
Once again, I am yours appreciatively,
Your Sim
P.S. While I have your attention, could you please do something about the way my back suddenly goes kaput the moment I become an Elder? One day I'm an Adult, in the prime of my life. The next, I am wracked by debilitating back spasms on a regular basis. And the sound is horrible...