Modern Menswear Kit: Available Now!
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Forum Discussion
OK, this is how things work in my brain.
Me: Underwhelmed with new Men’s Wear Kit. No jeans! No Leather!
Reads post about potential for CrazyTownieWear â„¢
Me: (imagining the potential for skirt/kilts plus some of those wacky tights we have) Oh, that would be fun, but is that any reason to get it?
Malcomb Laandgrab: Yo! Player person! I need those clothes. I think I can rock a skirt with a sharp suit coat! I need more designer clothes, and I want a makeover. Make it happen!
Me: But Malcomb, I don’t like you and you are scheduled to die in the Millionaire Scenario I’m playing. I don’t want to wait till December 2 to finish this game.
Malcomb: Don’t kill me, and let the game continue. I want to be a stylish mobster.
Me: But you just killed your father! Your mother is furious! That’s why she moved out! I think she’s going to kill you.
Mortimer and Alexander Goth: Player, we must have those clothes!
Me: But I don’t like you guys! Plus, Alexander, I thought you were going to emulate your buddy, Malcomb, by murdering your father!
Mortimer: Wait – what?
Alexander: I can’t do it in these clothes, I need something new and fresh!
Mortimer: WHAT?
Malcomb: Maybe I’m not really the villain of the piece. Maybe DAD is! It would fit in with the storyline about Mom and Bella Goth’s brother having a long lost daughter, Nikita the thief!
Me: But – oh, wow, what a great idea – but I’ve already killed him! Nancy has his tombstone!
Malcomb: It wasn’t him. He faked his death.
Me: And what about you standing over the piranha pond, making it rain while Grim reaped your father?
Malcomb: He’s a pig and he made Mom give up her little girl. Isn’t thinking he’s dead a reason to celebrate?
Mortimer: What's this about killing me? Alexander –
Malcomb: Not now, Goth, I’m talking to the Player!
Me: Ok, ok, this plotline is too good to ignore. I’ll just have to figure out a way to bring Geoffrey back to life. Maybe he killed the gardener or something in order to make you all think he was dead. Nancy moved out so you guys can try to flush him out. But are you sure you really need those clothes?
Malcomb and Alexander: YES!
Mortimer: Not if it means I’m going to die, no!
Malcomb: Play the game and buy the clothes for later. You know you are going to keep playing the adventures of Nikita the thief. Think of it, I have a half-sister!
Me: Well…
Bob Pancakes: Um, Player –
Me: OK OK, I’ll buy the wretched kit!
MUST HAVE KIT
Me: Underwhelmed with new Men’s Wear Kit. No jeans! No Leather!
Reads post about potential for CrazyTownieWear â„¢
Me: (imagining the potential for skirt/kilts plus some of those wacky tights we have) Oh, that would be fun, but is that any reason to get it?
Malcomb Laandgrab: Yo! Player person! I need those clothes. I think I can rock a skirt with a sharp suit coat! I need more designer clothes, and I want a makeover. Make it happen!
Me: But Malcomb, I don’t like you and you are scheduled to die in the Millionaire Scenario I’m playing. I don’t want to wait till December 2 to finish this game.
Malcomb: Don’t kill me, and let the game continue. I want to be a stylish mobster.
Me: But you just killed your father! Your mother is furious! That’s why she moved out! I think she’s going to kill you.
Mortimer and Alexander Goth: Player, we must have those clothes!
Me: But I don’t like you guys! Plus, Alexander, I thought you were going to emulate your buddy, Malcomb, by murdering your father!
Mortimer: Wait – what?
Alexander: I can’t do it in these clothes, I need something new and fresh!
Mortimer: WHAT?
Malcomb: Maybe I’m not really the villain of the piece. Maybe DAD is! It would fit in with the storyline about Mom and Bella Goth’s brother having a long lost daughter, Nikita the thief!
Me: But – oh, wow, what a great idea – but I’ve already killed him! Nancy has his tombstone!
Malcomb: It wasn’t him. He faked his death.
Me: And what about you standing over the piranha pond, making it rain while Grim reaped your father?
Malcomb: He’s a pig and he made Mom give up her little girl. Isn’t thinking he’s dead a reason to celebrate?
Mortimer: What's this about killing me? Alexander –
Malcomb: Not now, Goth, I’m talking to the Player!
Me: Ok, ok, this plotline is too good to ignore. I’ll just have to figure out a way to bring Geoffrey back to life. Maybe he killed the gardener or something in order to make you all think he was dead. Nancy moved out so you guys can try to flush him out. But are you sure you really need those clothes?
Malcomb and Alexander: YES!
Mortimer: Not if it means I’m going to die, no!
Malcomb: Play the game and buy the clothes for later. You know you are going to keep playing the adventures of Nikita the thief. Think of it, I have a half-sister!
Me: Well…
Bob Pancakes: Um, Player –
Me: OK OK, I’ll buy the wretched kit!
MUST HAVE KIT
