There’s only one way to do this right folks.
For each week you participate in this virtual “Nature’s Calling” event, you must go outside and touch grass. Not artificial grass, the real stuff. Actually go outdoors and do it. I dare ye.
And none of that “but I live in the middle of a desert” nonsense. There will be grass somewhere.
Don’t worry I’ll be out there touching grass and breathing in trees. I do that anyway. I just wonder how far others will go. 🧝🏼♂️🧙🏻♂️
ETA: 4 weeks of touching grass before I can get my hands on that outhouse…
I just spent two weeks outdoors, walking around in the heat and in the rain! (No devices.) Thanks for the advice, but I think I'll pass.
