The Inappropriate Sim Picture Thread

These pictures had me in tears, I was laughing so hard. :D I really wish I could share pics, and if I could, that I had taken a screenshot of an inappropriate moment I'll never be able to shake from my memory. I'll just say a certain townie (probably had one too many Ridgeports) at one of my sims' weddings got a bit too...excited when the bride and groom cut their cake. I paused for a moment and caught him with that pink stick that shoots confetti (I honestly don't know what it's called and I have quite a few dirty nicknames for it that'd probably get this post censored into oblivion if I wrote 'em out) positioned perfectly to look a little like something else. :# Worst of all, he was shooting confetti all over the cake with the thing, while pulling an expression so sinfully satisfied I can't ever forget it.