The Worst Kit/Pack you can Imagine...
A couple of days ago, I ran across a thread where someone, as a joke, had mentioned an imaginary pack called "Croptastic Crop Tops". Immediately, my mind was filled with images of Sims in bright, gari...
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"GrumpyGlowfish;c-18261402" wrote:"RapidRabidRabbit;c-18261394" wrote:
My nightmare pack would be some sort of toilet pack given the fact that we already have a million toilets that have minimal differences. We have enough toilets already ?
Well, too bad, because that would go hand in hand with my idea.
I present to you: The Poisonous Poo Pack!
This unique gameplay kit casts your sims' bowel movements in a new light. From now on, specific circumstances (such as food poisoning, a prolonged fear emotion or even magic) can give your sims diarrhoea which manifests in a faster depleting bladder need, accompanied by a very persistent uncomfortable moodlet. If sims experience bladder failure while this moodlet is active, they won't just wet themselves - they will actually poop on the floor!
But what makes this kit so special is its very elaborate cross-pack compatibility. If you own the following packs, special things can happen.
Get to Work: Diarrhoea is added to the list of diseases that doctors can treat at the hospital.
Eco Lifestyle: Your sims' liquid poo can be used to fuel power generators.
Realm of Magic: Mischievous witches can learn a new spell that gives other sims diarrhoea.
Cats & Dogs: Sims can get the formerly pet-exclusive Gilded Guts Disorder that makes them poop gold.
Bust the Dust: If poo on the floor is not cleaned up in time, it turns into a $hitty kitty to play with your dust bunny.
Bust the Dust and Cats & Dogs: The $hitty kitty can be dressed in CAS.
Get Famous: Pooping in public raises your sim's fame level and decreases their reputation.
Spa Day: A meditation a day keeps diarrhoea away!
My Wedding Stories: Nervous brides and grooms can turn their own perfect wedding into a $hitty one - literally!
Paranormal: Poo keeps squeamish ghosties out of the affected room, and prevents HER from appearing at all.
And this is just the tip of the shiteberg. Purchase the Poisonous Poo Pack today to find out how else it will forever change the way you play The Sims 4!
(The more I think about this, the more I actually want it... And I think it lines up with the game's sense of humour fairly well. :D )
I totally cracked up at the $hitty kitty to play with the dust bunnies…..Rofl…..
